It's short. So I've been told

I was gonna write a post on tools and the quality and value of actually investing in a great tool.... Until I broke some $60 Snap-On super flush diagonal cutters. (Please note I didn't use the word Dyke as to not offend my sexually curious lesbian readers) out there.


Anyways here it is....

Death by zip tie

I'm not gonna lie it put into a state of shock.You see, I purchased these little guys about 2 years ago and all I have ever cut with them are zip ties. And that was the last thing I cut with them. That's what did these little guys in. A ZIP TIE!?! Plastic vs metal and the plastic wins. Oooohhh that hurt so bad. Luckily Snap-On has a life time warranty and my guy quickly came by in is rolling tool box of a van. Actually he comes by once a week and face rapes me of my hard earned money on tool bling. What an ass.

I am so upset over this situation it has impaired me to write the rest of this article. That and a lady is coming over to drink beers with me and listen to me relentlessly ramble on about bikes and my over engineering of parts and tools. Basically as said by my new boss when he completely shot down a design I had come up with and broke me down to tears in front of the whole staff and some customers that used to respect me. 

I'll just leave you with this photo of my BFF putting me into a bowl for the Jewish holidays...

Boom

Until next time!